Since what we’re really about here is the finishing line, let’s explore. Most sports have protocols associated with selecting the people handing out the prizes. In the world of dirt track motor sport, they’re often called ‘trophy trolls.’ In velocipede racing, the presenters are called ‘podium girls’, and when it comes to the TDF, they seem to be selected primarily from the ranks of runway models.
Spending some time at a few finishing lines is definitely on the list.
Hint to anyone aspiring to be a TDF podium gal: Stay away from the maillot à pois rouges (polka dot jersey). The frocks these gals are wearing this year all look something ripped straight from the back of Minnie Mouse. They’re even doing the red hair bow thing.